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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

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And I live with my parents!

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Ow!

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This is my dad.

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[zany music]

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This is my mom.
[laughs]

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This is my sister.
She's shy.

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This is my grandpa.

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This is my room!

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And this...

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* *

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This is my show!

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* *

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- Leftover breakfast!

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And we're having the best

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leftovers of all!

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Cold spaghetti!

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Dig in!

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[all sigh]

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Uh, Dad, you weren't sucking

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on the spaghetti pile at all.

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Is something wrong?

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- No, nothing's wrong, son.

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I just didn't want
leftover spaghetti.

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I wanted lasagna.

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Let me just check
the ol' flavor saver.

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Aha!

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And a cup of leftover chowder.

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[slurping]

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- [gasps]

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- Yummy!
- Oh, yummy and handsome!

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Your father just looks
just so grown-up

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with his mustache.

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- Oh, do I have a mustache yet?

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- Let me take a look.

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Hmm, nope.

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You're smoother
than a baby's bottom.

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[slurps]
And so am I.

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[snickers]
- Dad, why does GrandPat

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have a mustache,

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and you have a mustache,

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and even Mom has a mustache?

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- Ooh!

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- And Squidina too!

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When am I gonna
get my own mustache?

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- Well, I was gonna
wait till you were older,

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but, uh, come to think of it,

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I was about your age
when I got my first mustache.

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So today's your lucky day.

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Behold!
- Ooh!

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- The Star Family
'Stache Stash!

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- Wow!

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Whoa!

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Waweewa!

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- Countless generations

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of Star men, women, and beyond

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all have their mustaches
immortalized here.

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- How do you pronounce this?

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- "Cousin Fred."

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- Oh, makes sense.

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- All of these mustaches
are yours to wear.

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- Wow...

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even that one?

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[thunder booms]

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- Oh, that mustache...

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that mustache

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must never be worn.

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- W--w--what do you mean?

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[horror music]

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- Oh, nothing.

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Well, I gotta go groom
my mustache for ten hours,

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leaving you
completely unsupervised.

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Have fun.

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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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- [laughs evilly]

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[suspicious music]

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* *

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- [suave voice] Showtime.

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Hmm?
Radical.

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Bodacious.

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[normal voice] What else
can these puppies do?

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[Viking war horn blares]

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Ooh, the Viking.

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Her dee, her dee, herdee.
- Whoa!

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- [yodels]

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The Handlebar...

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[motorcycle revving]

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Hee, hee, hee, hee!

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Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

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The Surrealist.

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[grunting]

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The Roosevelt!
Gah!

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["Hail to the Chief"
by James Sanderson]

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[gasps]
Ah!

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Big stick!

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[grunting]

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- Oh!
Ow.

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[laughs]

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Kids and their mustaches.

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- This 'stache.

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This 'stache!

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These!

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Those and dad 'stache

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and bad 'stache!

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Moose 'stache!

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- Err?
- Big 'stache.

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Small 'stache.

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All 'stache!

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[panting]
Well,

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that's all of 'em.

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Hmm?

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Or almost all of them...

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[suspicious music]

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* *

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What's the worst
that can happen?

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[grunts]
[glass shatters]

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[screams]

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[sinister laughter]

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[sinister laughter]

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- Why are you
laughing like that?

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- No reason.

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- And why are you dressed
like an old-timey villain?

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- No reason.

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- And what are you doing
with that rope?

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[all grunting]

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- [laughs sinisterly]

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[grunts]

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[sinister laughter]

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- Really?

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Tying people
to railroad tracks?

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Hasn't this been done before?

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- Oh, it's been done before--

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done to death!

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[sinister laughter]

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Hey, everybody!

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If you're just joining us,

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my guest today
is Rube Goldfish.

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- Hey, y'all.

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- So Rube,

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what are your thoughts
on trains?

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- Trains?
Oh, boy,

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I love trains!

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In fact, I wish I was
on a train right now.

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- Ooh, how about under one?

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- Under a train?

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Now, why would I--

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whoa!

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- Mwah!
- Wee!

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Huh?
Whoa!

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- Ha ha ha.

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[train honking]
- Huh?

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Oh, boy!

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That's a train horn
if I ever heard one.

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- [sinister laughter]

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Next up on the program--

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a magic trick!

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[all cheer]

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To perform said trick,

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I'll need four victims--

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I mean, volunteers...

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[all cheer]

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Excellent!

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Ready, folks?

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[all cheer]

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Abracadabra!

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[giggles]

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[suspenseful music]

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[trumpet reveal]

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[suspenseful music]

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[watch ticking]

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I have a train to catch.

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[sinister laughter]

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- Are you all as excited

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as I am about the train?

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[all groan]

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- Looking good.

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Whoops,
just one last tweak.

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[strand yoinks]

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Perfection.

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Now to check in on Patrick.

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[mustache alarm buzzes]
Heavens!

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The mustache signal!

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Then there must be
mustache-related danger!

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[railroad crossing dinging]
Ooh?

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Trouble on the train tracks?

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[grunts]
Mustache activate!

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[grunts]

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* *

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Huh?

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* *

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[radar beeps]
Victims!

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* *

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My family and friends,

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don't worry, I'm going to stop

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that train before it gets here.

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- That's great, Dad,

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but maybe you could pull us

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off the tracks first?

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You know, just in case?

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- I would, but that
would strip this story

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of any sense
of suspense or danger.

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- Honey, seriously?

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- Look,
I understand your concern,

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but I need you all
on the tracks for motivation.

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- Why would anyone wanna stop

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a train?

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- [laughs]
Rube gets it.

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[train honks]

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Everybody, hang tight!

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[sinister laughter]

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[train honks]

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- Go, go,
mustache gorilla dash!

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[grunting]

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[sinister laughter]

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[mustache alarm buzzes]
Egad!

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The mustache signal!

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Hmm?
[grunts]

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- [grunting]

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- Oh?

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Phew.

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[mustache cloud booms]
- [snickers]

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[old-timey suspenseful music]

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Whoever you are,

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stop this train at once!

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- Never!

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- [screams]

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[pile squelches]

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- [sinister laughter]

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- [gasps]
Patrick!

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I warned you about that

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particular mustache.

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Now--now--now,
just take it off, son.

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- Poppycock!

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- Uh-oh!

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- [giggles]

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Huh?

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[grunts]

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- [grunts]

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[growls]

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[screams]

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- [screams]

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* *

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- Hmph, back in my day,

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you never waited this long

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to get run over by a train.

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[both grunting]

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- Whoa!

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[grunts]

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- [sinister laughter]

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- Young man,
there is nothing funny

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about irresponsible
mustache behavior.

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[grunts]

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- [grunts]

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Unhand me, you misanthrope!

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[clippers buzz]

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* *

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Yow!

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- He who giveth

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can taketh awayeth!

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- G--get back!

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Back, you fiend!
[screams]

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[clippers buzzing]

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[chomp clanking]

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[screams]

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I like bubbles.

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- Welcome back, Patrick.

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- Ooh!
That train's getting

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awfully close.

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[train honks]
- Toot, toot!

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[laughs]

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[all scream]

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- Well, son, I hope

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you'll take your next mustache

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a little more seriously.

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[all screaming]

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both: Huh?
- I almost forgot!

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We gotta stop this silly thing!

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- Oh!

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- Oh!
Oh, no!

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The brake broke!

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all: Aw!

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[all screaming]

284
00:10:41,132 --> 00:10:43,802
[old-timey suspenseful music]

285
00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:46,938
- I hope my 'stache
can handle this!

286
00:10:47,005 --> 00:10:48,073
[grunts]

287
00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:49,908
[mustache and tracks grinding]

288
00:10:49,975 --> 00:10:52,110
[train honking]

289
00:10:52,177 --> 00:10:53,912
[all screaming]
- Amazing!

290
00:10:53,979 --> 00:10:55,614
- [screaming]

291
00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:56,782
- [grunting]

292
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:58,250
[train screeches]

293
00:10:58,317 --> 00:10:59,951
- Whoo-hoo!

294
00:11:00,018 --> 00:11:03,289
- Guess I picked the wrong day
to groom my mustache.

295
00:11:03,289 --> 00:11:07,025
[laughter]

296
00:11:07,092 --> 00:11:10,829
Hey, how about a family photo?

297
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,197
- Okay,

298
00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:13,465
ready?

299
00:11:13,532 --> 00:11:15,301
Say "cheese!"

300
00:11:15,301 --> 00:11:17,736
all: Cheese!

301
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:18,804
[train honks]

302
00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:20,972
[happy music]

303
00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:25,877
["The Thieving Magpie"
by Gioachino Rossini]

304
00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:26,845
* *

305
00:11:26,912 --> 00:11:28,079
- Today,

306
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,115
on "Pardon My Garden"...

307
00:11:30,181 --> 00:11:31,182
- [burps]

308
00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:33,218
- We shall explore the joys

309
00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:35,354
of gardening

310
00:11:35,421 --> 00:11:37,022
at home!

311
00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:38,524
I find the hardest part

312
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:41,593
is getting through
all this carpet,

313
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,929
these stubborn floorboards,

314
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,431
and don't get me started

315
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,933
on all this pesky plumbing!

316
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,701
Tee-hee.
- Patrick,

317
00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:52,371
don't you think
we should film outside?

318
00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:53,605
- Why?

319
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,441
- The light in here is bad.

320
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,609
[electricity crackling]

321
00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,979
- You try living
on 40 watts a day.

322
00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:04,082
- Wow, the floor

323
00:12:04,149 --> 00:12:06,552
is much softer out here,

324
00:12:06,618 --> 00:12:09,120
and once we've dug out hole,

325
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:12,791
we plant a little seed.

326
00:12:13,892 --> 00:12:15,126
- Hey!
- [munches]

327
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,828
[burps]

328
00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:17,863
- Hmm.

329
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,369
Ooh?

330
00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:26,972
[grunting]

331
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,206
[screams]

332
00:12:28,273 --> 00:12:30,376
- [chomping]
- [screams]

333
00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:31,610
- [screams]

334
00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:34,746
- [grunts]
Get thee back, dirt demon!

335
00:12:34,813 --> 00:12:37,248
- [growls]
Fiddle leedle lee!

336
00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:38,283
- Huh?

337
00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:40,151
- I am not your enemy.

338
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:44,189
A magical Shmandrake root
is what I be!

339
00:12:44,255 --> 00:12:45,691
- Whoa, cool!

340
00:12:45,757 --> 00:12:47,125
Mom!
Dad!

341
00:12:47,192 --> 00:12:48,259
GrandPat!

342
00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:49,895
[audible ruckus]

343
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,998
I found a talking vegetable.

344
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,299
Can I keep him?

345
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,567
all: Ooh!

346
00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:57,869
- Faddle lee la
and fiddle lee low!

347
00:12:57,936 --> 00:13:01,607
I lived my poor life
underground don't 'cha know?

348
00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:04,275
But if you let me

349
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:05,444
stay in your home

350
00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:07,713
and feed me fine dish,

351
00:13:07,779 --> 00:13:09,648
I'll grant
a single one of you

352
00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:11,450
a wish!

353
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,051
all: Ooh!

354
00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:14,520
- Wait a minute!

355
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,855
Which one of us gets the wish?

356
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,024
- Why, whoever becomes

357
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,692
my favorite.

358
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,829
[overlapping chatter]

359
00:13:23,895 --> 00:13:26,998
[accordion music]

360
00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:28,066
[moans]

361
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:29,435
- [grunting]

362
00:13:29,468 --> 00:13:31,236
- Ooh, pie?

363
00:13:31,302 --> 00:13:33,271
- [grunting gibberish]

364
00:13:33,338 --> 00:13:35,541
Chair massage?

365
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,108
- File your tendrils?

366
00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:38,143
Ooh.

367
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,679
- Ah...

368
00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:42,514
- Ooh!
- Huh?

369
00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:44,015
- Say, Shmandrake,

370
00:13:44,082 --> 00:13:48,353
would you like this fat,
juicy, delicious fly?

371
00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:49,721
- [buzzing]
[squelches]

372
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,157
- [grunts]
Without gravy?

373
00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:53,625
[snaps fingers]

374
00:13:53,692 --> 00:13:56,161
- Never forget the gravy, son.

375
00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:57,996
Foinsap!

376
00:13:58,063 --> 00:14:00,466
- [yawns]

377
00:14:00,532 --> 00:14:03,101
You folks are okay!

378
00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:04,369
Fiddle to the la

379
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,271
and fiddle lee lee!

380
00:14:06,337 --> 00:14:07,506
It's time for me

381
00:14:07,573 --> 00:14:08,907
to catch some Zs!

382
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,476
Now, if you please,

383
00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:11,643
make like a tree,

384
00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:13,979
and, uh, get out of here.

385
00:14:14,045 --> 00:14:17,248
all: Whatever you say,
Shmandrake!

386
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,384
[all giggling]
- I'm gonna get me

387
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:20,719
that wish-wish-wish.

388
00:14:20,786 --> 00:14:23,822
- [snoring]

389
00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:26,625
[suspenseful music]

390
00:14:26,692 --> 00:14:27,593
[blows raspberry]

391
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,561
[snores]

392
00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:31,396
- Wee-oo, wee-oo, way!

393
00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:32,631
[moans]

394
00:14:32,698 --> 00:14:36,267
My wish is to be
left all alone.

395
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,969
Whoa,

396
00:14:38,036 --> 00:14:40,238
ooh.
[echoes] Hello?

397
00:14:40,305 --> 00:14:42,340
Anyone out there?

398
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:46,377
Oh!
- Fiddle lee he he!

399
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:48,346
Alone you be!

400
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:50,148
[laughs]

401
00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:54,085
- [sighs]
Thanks, Shmandrake.

402
00:14:54,152 --> 00:14:56,387
[accordion music]

403
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,858
- My wish is to become
a four star chef

404
00:14:59,925 --> 00:15:03,228
with six arms!

405
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:04,262
[oven dings]

406
00:15:04,329 --> 00:15:07,098
* *

407
00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:08,567
- Bravo!

408
00:15:08,634 --> 00:15:11,302
You're on fire, amigo!

409
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,437
- [sighs]

410
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,540
I'm on fire.

411
00:15:14,606 --> 00:15:15,707
Thanks, Shmandrake.

412
00:15:15,774 --> 00:15:18,710
Hmm...

413
00:15:18,777 --> 00:15:20,546
- [humming]

414
00:15:20,612 --> 00:15:24,650
My wish is to be a superhero!

415
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,684
[grunts]

416
00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:28,687
[heroic music]

417
00:15:28,754 --> 00:15:29,755
* *

418
00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:31,890
- [grunts]
Wee!

419
00:15:31,957 --> 00:15:33,725
Whoo!

420
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:34,926
Wee!

421
00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:38,029
[grunts]

422
00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:41,199
Thanks, Shmandrake!

423
00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:42,634
Oh!
[loud crash]

424
00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:45,403
[grunting]

425
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:48,907
[calm music]

426
00:15:48,974 --> 00:15:51,476
- My wish would be,

427
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:52,778
uh,

428
00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:54,713
uh...

429
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,882
- Well, what's your wish?

430
00:15:56,948 --> 00:16:00,619
- Uh, I wish that
you would tell me my wish!

431
00:16:00,686 --> 00:16:03,789
- You know what would be
really smart?

432
00:16:03,855 --> 00:16:05,991
If you go ask for your wish

433
00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:08,694
before someone else does!

434
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,629
I know a cute little dude

435
00:16:10,696 --> 00:16:13,031
like him is gonna listen.

436
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:16,602
- [munching]

437
00:16:16,668 --> 00:16:17,869
- Hey, Shmandrake!

438
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,237
- Huh?

439
00:16:19,304 --> 00:16:20,606
- Could I--
[punch dings]

440
00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:22,808
Pretty, pretty please--

441
00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:24,042
get that wish now?

442
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,211
- Get off the TV!

443
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,879
- [shouts] Is over here better?

444
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:28,814
- [growls]
[doorbell rings]

445
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,981
both: Huh?

446
00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:32,718
- * Pizza delivery *

447
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,753
- Oh, boy, I'm starving!

448
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,855
- This ain't a Patrick pizza.

449
00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:39,024
It's a Shmandrake pie.

450
00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:40,291
- [blows raspberry]

451
00:16:40,358 --> 00:16:43,394
[gobbles]
- Ha ha, how is it?

452
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,463
- It's good.

453
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:46,464
- Yippee!

454
00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:47,866
[laughs]

455
00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:50,501
- But not wish-granting good!

456
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:53,238
[sad music]

457
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,306
[gobbling]
- D'oh!

458
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:57,042
I gotta do something good

459
00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:58,644
to get that wish.

460
00:16:58,677 --> 00:17:00,178
Ooh...

461
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:02,981
[bell dings]
I'm gonna need my thinking cap

462
00:17:03,048 --> 00:17:05,717
for this one.

463
00:17:05,784 --> 00:17:07,252
Hmm...

464
00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:11,156
- [belches]

465
00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:13,959
- Oh, Shmandrake!

466
00:17:14,025 --> 00:17:16,662
Your mud bath is ready.

467
00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:17,796
Ooh...

468
00:17:17,863 --> 00:17:19,831
Why would he want this?

469
00:17:19,898 --> 00:17:21,733
- I love a mud bath!

470
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,035
But I hate those stairs.

471
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:27,005
[horror music]

472
00:17:27,072 --> 00:17:28,173
* *

473
00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:31,176
- No problem, Shmandrake.

474
00:17:31,242 --> 00:17:33,278
I'll carry you up.

475
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,281
[grunting]
Someone's a big boy.

476
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:41,019
Um, how was that?

477
00:17:41,086 --> 00:17:42,888
- Nice, but, uh,

478
00:17:42,954 --> 00:17:44,122
a bit bumpy.

479
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,891
Wah, ah!

480
00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:47,492
- Oh, um,

481
00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,895
please be careful
with that mud,

482
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,562
won't you, Shmandrake?

483
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,933
- I like mud.

484
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,902
- Wha--
er...

485
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:59,905
Why, so do I, Shmandrake.

486
00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:01,072
So you just keep

487
00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:02,908
splishing and splashing

488
00:18:02,974 --> 00:18:05,543
and having a ball.

489
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:06,812
- I will.

490
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:10,081
[laughs]

491
00:18:10,148 --> 00:18:12,050
- [laughs]

492
00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:13,518
- [chomps]

493
00:18:13,584 --> 00:18:16,087
[gulps]
- Can I get that wish now?

494
00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,589
- Hmm,

495
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,726
no.
- [whimpers]

496
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:21,727
- [chomps]

497
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:23,895
- Can I get that wish now?

498
00:18:23,962 --> 00:18:25,630
- No.

499
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:26,732
[chomps]

500
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,600
- Can I get that wish now?

501
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:31,102
- No!

502
00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,570
- [weakly] Can I...

503
00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:34,539
- [sighs]
Get that...

504
00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,975
- [pants]
Wish now?

505
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:39,544
[all grunt]

506
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,613
- Uh, I'm not exactly done
being pampered.

507
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,516
- I could not agree more,
Shmandrake!

508
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,319
You deserve to be...
d'uh,

509
00:18:48,386 --> 00:18:50,155
to have--

510
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:52,523
to, uh...

511
00:18:54,059 --> 00:18:55,961
Squidina, I need your help!

512
00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:58,029
How do impress Shmandrake?

513
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,264
- Look, Patrick,

514
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,166
this books says Shmandrake

515
00:19:01,232 --> 00:19:02,567
is just a little jerk

516
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,435
who never grants wishes.

517
00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:06,571
It's just a trick, so people

518
00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:09,474
will wait on him hand and foot.

519
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,309
- You think if I wait on his

520
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:13,178
shoulders, spine, and back too,

521
00:19:13,244 --> 00:19:15,313
he might grant my wish?

522
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:19,317
- [groans]
[screams]

523
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,086
- Great idea, sis!

524
00:19:21,152 --> 00:19:24,355
Shmandrake would love that.

525
00:19:24,422 --> 00:19:27,325
[giggles]
- [grunts]

526
00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:29,194
- Huh?
- [screams]

527
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,229
- Ah!
- [grunts]

528
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,798
How did you like that?

529
00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,100
The scream and the sheet
were my idea--

530
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,868
and totally not Squidina's.

531
00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:39,404
- [shouts] Why in the barnacles
would I like that?

532
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,372
Ooh...

533
00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:43,041
what is this thing?

534
00:19:43,108 --> 00:19:45,443
- It's a bed

535
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,913
with sunlight.

536
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,080
- Hmm,

537
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,283
I don't get
any sunlight underground.

538
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,551
Let me on it!

539
00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:55,821
- All yours, buddy.

540
00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:57,488
[grunting]

541
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:01,559
So

542
00:20:01,626 --> 00:20:03,862
can I get that wish now?

543
00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:05,096
- Scram!

544
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,131
- [whimpers]

545
00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:07,432
- [grunts]
Mm...

546
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,400
[all groan]

547
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:12,871
- Spoiling Shmandrake
makes me so...

548
00:20:12,938 --> 00:20:13,905
[grunts]

549
00:20:13,972 --> 00:20:16,241
- [snoring]
- Gotta get my...

550
00:20:16,307 --> 00:20:19,110
[all snoring]

551
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:21,947
- [sniffs]
Mmm.

552
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,281
[laughs]

553
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:26,684
What's that heavenly aroma?

554
00:20:26,751 --> 00:20:30,255
[suspenseful music]

555
00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:32,157
[all gasp]

556
00:20:32,223 --> 00:20:35,393
- We barbecued him!

557
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:38,930
- There goes all our wishes!

558
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:41,432
[cries]

559
00:20:41,499 --> 00:20:42,767
- There, there, son.

560
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:45,170
Hey, maybe we've learned
a valuable lesson here.

561
00:20:45,236 --> 00:20:47,305
[both sniff]
Say,

562
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,074
that does smell delicious.

563
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,575
[all sniff]

564
00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:52,243
all: Mmm...

565
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,678
- Let's eat it!

566
00:20:53,744 --> 00:20:55,713
- [divine vocalizing]

567
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,849
- Yah!
- Mmm, kind of nice

568
00:20:57,916 --> 00:21:00,018
having him feed us
for a change, ha ha.

569
00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:04,289
- It sure is!

570
00:21:06,657 --> 00:21:09,294
Huh?
- [screams]

571
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,695
You maniacs!

572
00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:12,297
You ate me!

573
00:21:12,363 --> 00:21:15,133
[screams] Why?

574
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,367
[crying]

575
00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:18,603
I can't believe
they were so selfish!

576
00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:20,038
[cries]
[grunts]

577
00:21:21,706 --> 00:21:24,509
- End of the line, Shmandrake.

578
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:25,810
Give me that wish,

579
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,046
or you're going back

580
00:21:28,113 --> 00:21:29,747
6 feet under.

581
00:21:29,814 --> 00:21:31,382
- Whatever you want, kid.

582
00:21:31,449 --> 00:21:33,284
- I wish we never found you

583
00:21:33,351 --> 00:21:34,619
in the first place.

584
00:21:34,685 --> 00:21:37,388
- Ah.
[laughs]

585
00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:38,957
Fiddle dee doo--
[laughs]

586
00:21:39,024 --> 00:21:41,392
Fiddle dee done!

587
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:43,394
- Wow, the floor is

588
00:21:43,461 --> 00:21:45,430
much softer out here,

589
00:21:45,496 --> 00:21:48,166
and once we've dug our hole,

590
00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:51,536
we plant a little seed.

591
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,604
- Phew.
- Hey, look what I found!

592
00:21:53,671 --> 00:21:55,073
- Huh?

593
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:58,676
- A genie's lamp!

594
00:21:58,743 --> 00:22:00,311
- [groans]

595
00:22:00,378 --> 00:22:01,846
I wish this cartoon

596
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,648
was over already.

597
00:22:03,714 --> 00:22:05,816
[lamp's sparkles jingle]

598
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:10,416
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